Cavepreneur Gifts

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

The discovery of electricity...

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'It's an antique!'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

You have the worst spring breath.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Mammoth Posing

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

The man who discovered smoke

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."