Caveman On The Course Gifts

Neanderthal Golf.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The First Cone of Shame.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Used wheels

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Too much club."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"I love it!"

The man who discovered smoke

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

Jurassic Country Club.

The evolution of men

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'