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Neanderthal Golf.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Used wheels

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Too much club."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"You spoil that Hamster."

The man who discovered smoke

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"I love it!"

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Jurassic Country Club.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

The evolution of men

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

Caveman wheel repairers.