Cave Tour Guide Gifts

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'Now that's an afro!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Culture Saturday

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Fishing sign.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Tourists and their Pets.

'Echo Tourism'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'It must be the dead sea.'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'