Cattle Captain Pillows

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Captain steering house through flood.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Romance on the Yacht