Cattle Companions Pillows

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Canine Companion

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Happy.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Motorherd

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Dog Crossing

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"This never happened."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'Next!'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Chasebook

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

Police Cow!

"You're famous, Angus."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

The Unsportables: Relay

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."