Comical Cow Companion Pillows

Yoghurt man

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow Show Tunes

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Moo Out Loud

Cow writer.

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

The Stock Market.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Snowman carrot substitute.

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

YAAY! Slam dump!

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

Grassy breath?

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

'I'm not sure...Do you really love me or do you just want my body?'

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

A Reversing Cow

'I did recommend a garden hose to relieve bloat, but I meant a short piece...

Working from home

Are you kidding me? She 'Puts out' for everyone!

Milk truck with udders.

Tattoo removal - cow has 'Eldorado rance' on his backside.