Comical Cow Companion Pillows

Yoghurt man

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Cow Show Tunes

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Moo Out Loud

Cow writer.

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

The Stock Market.

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Snowman carrot substitute.

Grassy breath?

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

YAAY! Slam dump!

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.

'I'm not sure...Do you really love me or do you just want my body?'

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

A Reversing Cow

'I did recommend a garden hose to relieve bloat, but I meant a short piece...

Working from home

Are you kidding me? She 'Puts out' for everyone!

Milk truck with udders.

Tattoo removal - cow has 'Eldorado rance' on his backside.

'I prefer the term 'Poo Fairy'!'