Catholic School Gifts

'Peter, this is Holy Cross School, not Holy Gross!'

Ethics exam cheater.

Computer Room.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

I will study my speling words...

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Boy and girl at thier studies

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"Three more years of high school."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'I really crammed last night.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Court's in recess!'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'