Catcher In The Rye Enthusiast Gifts

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

'Steroids.'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Shows Bundt

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

Fisherman Funneral

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

"I'm sorry, but that one was too close to call."

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

'This is the one that thought he'd got away.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VI

Catch-and-release whaling.

'Keith, look! I caught an angular fish!'

'When does salmon season start?!'

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'Are his pitches as hard and fast as people say,'