Cat Fight Spectator Gifts

"Cat park"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"Geez, Gary. How long you been workin' in that garden?"

Bat

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'My opponent hates cats.'

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

"The rumor going around is that dog food is cats and cat food is dogs."

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

Grumpy Cow

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

"He's into binge fetching."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'How stupid dogs are for chasing after a bone.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

'You don't want to eat me. I eat garbage. Find yourself something more organic.'

"Lately, I've been trying to make ends meet...I've been chasing my tail."

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

Dog makes cats float with helium.

The appointed time

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."