Cat Fight Spectator Pillows

"Cat park"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"Geez, Gary. How long you been workin' in that garden?"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Bat

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'My opponent hates cats.'

I only built the moat to keep the cats out.

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

"The rumor going around is that dog food is cats and cat food is dogs."

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Grumpy Cow

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

"He's into binge fetching."

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'How stupid dogs are for chasing after a bone.'

"Lately, I've been trying to make ends meet...I've been chasing my tail."

'My wish didn't come true...'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"You're fired."

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

The appointed time

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."

Boss? I got a memo saying you want me to stop looking t so many Sirius Disclosure videos on Youtube. The past few days, you and your online girlfriend have been frequenting those videos and the associated Facebook group. Has it occurred to you that if we really do have contact with aliens ... if there really are twelve races, including reptilians who sign your payche - I mean, who control everything - that there's a reason they're keeping all this a secret? Very. Bad. Man. I've compiled a playli