Cat Battler Pillows

"This sliver of afternoon sun ain't big enough for the both of us."

Cat in a tank...

"First date hairball... awkward."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

Bad times to sneeze

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Cat park"

Sober Tooth Tiger

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

Word on the street is that he's self-domesticated.

Who Let the Dawg In?

"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'I know what you're thinking.'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

'Quick, act like a dog. My friend just busted us.'

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