Cat Estate Manager Gifts

'And to my nephew, Rodney, I bequeath my entire estate of cats.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Cat in a tank...

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"We should start wearing masks."

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Contest of wills.

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Puss in Heels

String Theory for Beginners.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

Cat on guitar

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

'What am I doing here? I'm a cat. I don't know anything about running a major corporation!'

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

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