Cat Estate Manager Pillows

'And to my nephew, Rodney, I bequeath my entire estate of cats.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cat in a tank...

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

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'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"We should start wearing masks."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Contest of wills.

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

String Theory for Beginners.

Puss in Heels

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

Self-Employment

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Cat on guitar

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

'What am I doing here? I'm a cat. I don't know anything about running a major corporation!'

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'