Cat-crazy Visionary Gifts

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Schrödinger and his cat

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'How's your new fish?'

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

Cuckoo clock gotcha.

"So what do you think we should be saying about zero hours contracts?"

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'

101 uses of a dead cat: pneumatic drill.

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

101 uses of a dead cat: xylophone.

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.

"She laid her outfit for tonight's party on the bed this morning, right where I usually nap! Now, she's mad because I've shed hair all over it. . ."