Cat-loving Legend Gifts

"She laid her outfit for tonight's party on the bed this morning, right where I usually nap! Now, she's mad because I've shed hair all over it. . ."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Schrödinger and his cat

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Meowlzebub

Mog The Week

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"You're adopted."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

Guard dogs

'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'

"Okay, who's purring?"

"Cat with nine still lives"

'I've never found anything else that bugs you so much with so little effort.'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"You're kidding, right?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Little be it for me to question the security of our relationship, but isn't that a puppy?"

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

Cat versus Dog.

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

Dog and Cat - "That's scratch and that's sniff."

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"I told you you'd made that cat flap too big."

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'