Tech Enthusiast With A Soft Spot For Cats Gifts

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Giraffe Selfie

Schrodinger's Black Box

Schrödinger and his cat

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Book Worm

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

Fat cat on top of computer monitor 'You need a diet' 'You need a bigger monitor'

Telephone Box

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'How's your new fish?'

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Where steel wool comes from.

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

"I'd eat him, but do you know how hard it is to find a good tech guy?"

'I'm declawed, but I found an app that'll scratch up the furniture for me.'

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK

"We're gonna try a new approach to motivation. These are called fitness trackers."

101 uses of a dead cat: pneumatic drill.

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

'I was told it required a log-in...'

101 uses of a dead cat: xylophone.

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

"We have to buy her a good scratching post. She keeps going to a search engine and scratching a photo of one. We also have to buy another monitor."

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

101 uses of a dead cat: bellows.