Tech Enthusiast With A Soft Spot For Cats Gifts

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Giraffe Selfie

Schrödinger and his cat

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Book Worm

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

Telephone Box

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"He would rather die than salivate!"

"Space is not for pussies!"

Fat cat on top of computer monitor 'You need a diet' 'You need a bigger monitor'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

'How's your new fish?'

"Schrödinger's other cat"

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Where steel wool comes from.

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

"I'd eat him, but do you know how hard it is to find a good tech guy?"

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

'I'm declawed, but I found an app that'll scratch up the furniture for me.'

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK

'I was told it required a log-in...'

101 uses of a dead cat: xylophone.

101 uses of a dead cat: pneumatic drill.

"We're gonna try a new approach to motivation. These are called fitness trackers."

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

"We have to buy her a good scratching post. She keeps going to a search engine and scratching a photo of one. We also have to buy another monitor."

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."