Cat-crazy Visionary Prints

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Schrödinger and his cat

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"Space is not for pussies!"

'How's your new fish?'

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

"Schrödinger's other cat"

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

"Are you going to finish that? I'm auditioning for a 'That Cat Is Too Damn Fat' video."

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

"So what do you think we should be saying about zero hours contracts?"

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

Cuckoo clock gotcha.

101 uses of a dead cat: pneumatic drill.

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'

101 uses of a dead cat: xylophone.

You guys go ahead - I'm an inside cat.

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

'I can monitor the cat's heart rate on my iphone now - which is handy'

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.