Cat Confidante Pillows

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I'm working from home today."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I hate it when we fight."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

Time for tea and friendship.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

Love.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"So is it a deal? You take naps for me and I'll chase mice for you!"