Kitty Confidante Pillows

'Can we talk, Lola?'

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm working from home today."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Time for tea and friendship.

"Your love gives me strength."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Personal Assistants.

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

Spa Dog

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

French suppers.

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"See? This is what I'm talking about! If you always show how happy you are to see everyone, you give them all the power in the relationship!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

"I'm burned out on fetching. I'm thinking of changing careers."

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

'I don't trust carry-out food. . . when you find a hair in my cooking, you don't hafta worry about where it came from!'

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"