Critter Confidante Pillows

"I think I just chased the wrong squirrel."

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm working from home today."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Your love gives me strength."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Personal Assistants.

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

Spa Dog

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

Wearing bras in 2020.

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

French suppers.

"I'm burned out on fetching. I'm thinking of changing careers."

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."