Cat Confidante Gifts

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm working from home today."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"I hate it when we fight."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

Time for tea and friendship.

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

Love.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'