Cat Confessor Gifts

The cat got his owner's tongue, and is letting him know why.

"Heyy....Didn't I see you cowering in a corner cuz a kitty cat was in your bed?!"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Biofelineism

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Cat Towels

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Children's Feast.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Cat Reunion

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Cats and gardens.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Litter Tray Training

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Cat in Tree.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'