Cat Confidants Pillows

"But mostly I'm disappointed that they didn't just trust me not to scratch."

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Rocking Witches.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"Your love gives me strength."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Personal Assistants.

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

Spa Dog

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"See? This is what I'm talking about! If you always show how happy you are to see everyone, you give them all the power in the relationship!"

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

"I'm burned out on fetching. I'm thinking of changing careers."

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'