Cat Confidants Pillows

"But mostly I'm disappointed that they didn't just trust me not to scratch."

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Rocking Witches.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Personal Assistants.

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

Spa Dog

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"I'm burned out on fetching. I'm thinking of changing careers."

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."