Cat Choir Connoisseurs Gifts

"As soon as vacation's over, off it comes."

'Oh, crap.'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

What does aloof mean?

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Unemotional Support Animal

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Feline Evolution.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"So who is this First pet?"

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

Beware of the Cat.

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

I'm sure it's fake.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"And here are today's categories...."

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"Slippery, huh?"

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'