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Police Feline Unit

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

The Mouse Princess

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Oh, crap.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Cats on Board.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.