Cat Choir Connoisseurs Pillows

"As soon as vacation's over, off it comes."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

What does aloof mean?

Unemotional Support Animal

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"So who is this First pet?"

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Beware of the Cat.

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

"And here are today's categories...."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"Slippery, huh?"

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'