Cat Antagonist Gifts

'Tell me more about your deep-seated hatred of cats.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"He's into binge fetching."

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'

'Telling him he was going to be declawed was a bad idea. He decided to go out with a bang.'

"Where's your evidence?"

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

Dogs running in their dreams

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

"Me? A couple a' drinks and I thought the cat was a squeaky toy..."

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

"I would not be opposed to a cat tax."

"Well, now I know why you see more of these cute little reindeer antlers on dogs than cats!"

"I think I have allergies to something in this room."

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

"He likes you because you're not a cat."

"I lost all respect for firefighters when I saw them rescuing the neighbour's cat from up a tree..."

"We finally found something in common - we all hate that stupid cat of yours."

'Does Rover want a doggie treat?'

Dog pointing at a line of cat suspects.

Reservoir Cats.

'Look on the bright side, we're surrounded by water: We're safe from cats...'

'And tonight we're going to try out our new drone on Mrs. Sullivan's cats...'

'Not only must she love dogs, but she must hate cats.'