Cat Evader Gifts

'Taking your dog for a 'walk'...Helps to keep you fit!'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"Curiosity."

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

'Tell me more about your deep-seated hatred of cats.'

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

"I would not be opposed to a cat tax."

"He's not good with change!"

The coward's way out.

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

Stand in the Q.

"I think I have allergies to something in this room."

"Watson - look! The Cheshire cat burglar!"

"I'm sorry, doctor. The cat must have escaped again."

"I seem to have lost the will to chase cats."

I'm going hunting vermin with a blow pipe and darts.

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

"It's a Manchester Terrier."

'Rats, just a dirt spot.'

'Quick, Harriet, throw me Fluffy, you know how cats hate water.'

"Not now—I'm cooking to avoid intimacy."

'Not only must she love dogs, but she must hate cats.'

'Look on the bright side, we're surrounded by water: We're safe from cats...'

Dog pointing at a line of cat suspects.

'And tonight we're going to try out our new drone on Mrs. Sullivan's cats...'