Wolf Evader Gifts

'Listen up! Me and Everyone else will run for our lives. Dewey You stay back and block.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Binge Watch

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

'A Mr Ritzwell to see you, sir. Are you in, or are you using the escape tunnel?'

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

What would it take to get you to start running? Frankly, doctor, it would take someone chasing me.

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

"Someplace with no dogs."

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

"He's not good with change!"

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

Stand in the Q.

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

An angry gang of Raccoons have finally found the person with their former tail and butt fur.

The coward's way out.

Spectabilis Horridus

Unable to spot a single wolf, John eventually remembers that wolves live in packs.

I'm going hunting vermin with a blow pipe and darts.

"I have an app that does my exercise for me!"

"Not now—I'm cooking to avoid intimacy."

'The Democrats steal more books, but the Republicans have more overdue fines.'

"My boyfriend's got a split personality. Every time the check comes he splits!"

'Taking your dog for a 'walk'...Helps to keep you fit!'

"No, Harry, shaking ketchup on your burger and chips twice a day cannot be counted as exercise."

'Dude. Seriously? Tell me you didn't put your tongue on that thing.'

"A book report? -- Wouldn't that be a copyright violation?"