Slug Evader Gifts

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

I.T. Fear

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Giant slug attacks a city

Slug Bait- snails love it

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Slipstream

"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David."

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Slug Hospitals

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

'Of course I didn't palm it, fellas, it just stuck to my butt.'

Snail Estate Agents

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

Slugfight at the OK Corral.

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

"He's not good with change!"

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."

'Wow! She's one gorgeous looking slug!'

I'm feeling a bit sluggish to tell you the truth!

Slug roulette.

'Yes, I realize that a salt with a deadly weapon is frightening, but I only keep it to protect my family - and I always keep the safety on.

"Well, I think it's good that he wants to go to university."

Stand in the Q.

Gilmore Slugs