Cat Investigators Gifts

Dog pointing at a line of cat suspects.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"Curiosity."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'The butler did it.'

"What happened to what cat?"

"He's into binge fetching."

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'

Uses of a Dead Car in History: '...and probably with a reasonably blunt instrument.'

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

'If you ask me, Inspector, it's a classic case of 'curiosity killed the cat'...'

"I think I have allergies to something in this room."

'Ya don't scare me copper. I'll break out'a dis joint an come round an poop on ya lawn.'

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

"On the internet you said you were tall."

Cats vs Murder Wall

Suddenly Dr. Fogney realized this simple spaniel knew more about veterinary medicine than he did.'

'Careful,mister-he's a master of camouflage!'

'And tonight we're going to try out our new drone on Mrs. Sullivan's cats...'

"Here's some money and a passport. They'll be looking for you so head to to the border and good luck."

'Quick, Harriet, throw me Fluffy, you know how cats hate water.'

'No need for alarm Ma'mm. It's just our new ladder design for these delicate problems.'

"Dad, someone has been uploading fake cat videos on the internet!"

"What have you done with Dr. Millmoss?"

Evil Pusskins#4

Dick Cheney in retirement...

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