Cat Antagonists Gifts

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

"Cat park"

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

'Tell me more about your deep-seated hatred of cats.'

"Where's your evidence?"

'Telling him he was going to be declawed was a bad idea. He decided to go out with a bang.'

'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'

"Me? A couple a' drinks and I thought the cat was a squeaky toy..."

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

Dogs running in their dreams

"I would not be opposed to a cat tax."

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

"I think I have allergies to something in this room."

"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

"We finally found something in common - we all hate that stupid cat of yours."

"He likes you because you're not a cat."

"I lost all respect for firefighters when I saw them rescuing the neighbour's cat from up a tree..."

'Does Rover want a doggie treat?'

'And tonight we're going to try out our new drone on Mrs. Sullivan's cats...'

'Not only must she love dogs, but she must hate cats.'

'Look on the bright side, we're surrounded by water: We're safe from cats...'

'No need for alarm Ma'mm. It's just our new ladder design for these delicate problems.'

Dog pointing at a line of cat suspects.

'Taking your dog for a 'walk'...Helps to keep you fit!'