Casual Voters Pillows

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

Wine at the Bar

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

"I don't mind being wrong. That doesn't bother me at all! What bothers me is when other people know I'm wrong."

Getting old...

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'