Casual Voters Pillows

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"How should we divide the teams?"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

Wine at the Bar

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Getting old...

"I don't mind being wrong. That doesn't bother me at all! What bothers me is when other people know I'm wrong."

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."