Casual Activists Pillows

Thousands of people gathered today to protest the nation's laws on marijuana, when suddenly everybody lost interest and ended up in a local Denny's.

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Anorak anoraks'.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

This week we've explored what might happen if there were a military draft. Hear what I say: How many soldiers died today? Now back to our regular programming. My iPad's shiny. My oil stocks are soaring.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'I try to go to the office once-a-week just to see how I'm doing.'

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

A Flag in One

'Watching the football.'

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

"We're just like one big happy family here."

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

"Long bike ride last weekend?"

Wine Shotput

"You wouldn't understand, Muriel. It's a drunk thing."

Ladies in Lycra

Apathy international.

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

"Sunscreen? You're afraid of sunburn? Real protesters set themselves ablaze for what they believe in!"

"I stretch and do yoga every morning. I call it tying my shoes."

"I'm Crusoe and this is my assistant, Dress Down Friday."