Casual Match Goer Gifts

"Top clubs paid millions for players, we got George for a pint of bitter and two packets of pork scratchings!"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Built and Built without a permit.

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

Caddy With A Cool Box

'Two please. A batsman and a bowler.'

The keen cricket fan

'Hey, that's a job we'd be qualified for...'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

Luckily I hit the pin!

"Are you projecting an unrealistic body image on me again?"

Open Mic Nacht

'Am I going to church - I thought Christmas gave me a pass till Easter.'

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

I don't know much about Tennis...

"My kind of course."

"The drinks here are pretty good. Not drink-from-the-toilet good but good."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Tambourine.

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

"Sorry Dick. I kinda sliced that one."

"Today's message really convicted me Preacher. Good thing church is only once a week."

'T.M., have you ever considered taking up golf like most executives?'

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

'Of course he'll pick you up at the airport, mother. He's got a season ticket so he can go to football any time.'

'Is my job performance review over yet?'

"I'm Crusoe and this is my assistant, Dress Down Friday."