Casual Leader Pillows

Obama Snack...

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

A trevor of trainspotters

Snail Racing

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Just a little heads up!

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Lance, I know I'm lying down on the job, but

Moral Values for Dummies

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

Use it or lose it.

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

'So, read any good book lately?'

'I'm making pot pie.'

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'