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'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

A trevor of trainspotters

Snail Racing

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Just a little heads up!

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Moral Values for Dummies

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Use it or lose it.

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'I'm making pot pie.'

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

'So, read any good book lately?'

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'