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"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Beginning Yarder.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

'Good grief, Martha...surely I can slump into a little grouchiness occasionally.'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

"Waitress's Day Off""

"Next bench is four steps."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"