Casual Coffee Sipper Gifts

Coffee.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

City Boy.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Anton's Bar and Grill

A very fine vintage

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

Can I get you another coffee?

The youth shows responsibility!

Cat Jealous of Woman Having a Lazy Day.

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'

New for Fall