Casual Greeters Pillows

Yo yo.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'She'll never look for me here.'

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

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Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

"I've got a very responsible job. If anything goes wrong, I'm responsible."

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."

Man with t-shirt 'I *spade* my dog'.

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

'Who wants to play celebrity rant?'

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

"Are you projecting an unrealistic body image on me again?"

'Take it for stress. It helps to laugh at yourself.'

'Was it your idea to have it catered?'

'This wine speaks for itself.' 'Howdy!'

Pizza Party

"Oh, sure, I remember him. He was quiet, mostly kept to himself, paid the rent on time. You know, we were only married for sixteen years."

'Company wargames weekend 1986.'

Tambourine.

"Quick, make a mess. Company's coming."

'Um, hey, Bill, um... sorry to bother you, but, um... you didn't by any chance have purple parachute straps, did you?'

'Of course.There are some of us who do abuse 'casual fridays' '

"If anyone wants me, I'll be out photobombing the tourists."