Casual Greeters T-Shirts

Yo yo.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'She'll never look for me here.'

Infinity Tavern

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

Please Leave by 9

"I've got a very responsible job. If anything goes wrong, I'm responsible."

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

Man with t-shirt 'I *spade* my dog'.

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."

Recession/Recovery

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

'Take it for stress. It helps to laugh at yourself.'

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

'Was it your idea to have it catered?'

Open Mic Nacht

'Who wants to play celebrity rant?'

Pizza Party

"Are you projecting an unrealistic body image on me again?"

'This wine speaks for itself.' 'Howdy!'

I think the couch potatoes are going to make you their poster boy. Only if they send a photographer over --- I'm not moving.

"Oh, sure, I remember him. He was quiet, mostly kept to himself, paid the rent on time. You know, we were only married for sixteen years."

"The drinks here are pretty good. Not drink-from-the-toilet good but good."

Tambourine.

'Company wargames weekend 1986.'

"Quick, make a mess. Company's coming."

'Um, hey, Bill, um... sorry to bother you, but, um... you didn't by any chance have purple parachute straps, did you?'

'Of course.There are some of us who do abuse 'casual fridays' '