Casual Dining Joker Pillows

"This is going to be kind of a working lunch."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Fresh pepper?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

I'll try the cod surprise.

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

"I'm allergic to penicillin—is there penicillin in the salad?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

'It's her signature dish.'

"You need a hobby."

'Yes, I'd like the chef pan-fried, marinated in his disgusting sauce and charcoal grilled.'