Casual Dining Joker Gifts

"This is going to be kind of a working lunch."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Fresh pepper?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

I'll try the cod surprise.

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"I'm allergic to penicillin—is there penicillin in the salad?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

"You need a hobby."

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."