Wine And Dine Joker Pillows

'Where's my chicken?.'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

I'll try the cod surprise.

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

Still the Same

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Two men toasting

"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

"I recommend the salad, fatty"

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

Your Dinner is in the Tin

Dogs with alcohol collars.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'Enjoy your meal, sir, but remember -- no kinky stuff!'

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

"....My wife and I are strict humanitarians."

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

"I just saw my wife here, so I'd like some reassurance this is actually Heaven."

'House red please.'

Waiter, there's a fly drowning in my soup. Try mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'Your table will be ready shortly.'

'Yeah, it's wine, and it's also why there's a 50-year waiting list to coach football in Napa Valley.'

"The chef would like to thank you for filling in the questionnaire and after watching you on our CCTV, he has these comments for you: You all chose the wrong wine and cutlery with your food and...'"

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

"Grab a couple glasses - the car passed smog!"

'Our days of wine and roses are over, Ethel. We're going to have to settle for champagne and tulips.'

'The next time you feel like drinking champagne from your slipper, don't wear open toe shoes.'

'You were here for dinner just two weeks ago. That's what I call a fast recovery!'

"This is going to be kind of a working lunch."

"I'm sorry sir, our server is down."