Casual Diner With High Expectations Gifts

"Of course i can microwave your meal for you, but believe me - it won't make it taste any better."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"For drinks or dinner?"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"I'm allergic to penicillin—is there penicillin in the salad?"

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

"You need a hobby."

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"Yes, I'm still working on it."

"Guac-A-Mole"

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

'I'd like to eat out for a change.'

'Wine and. . . fresh news. . .'

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

I recommend the ketchup.

"When they said it was 'street food' I didn't realise it was all 'roadkill'!"

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

'That's our entry-level menu.'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."