Casual Communicator Gifts

Basic greeting cards.

Just a little heads up!

"These open office plans really do facilitate communication...how's your cat?"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

The Schmoozy Reaper

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I drink to bring about change.'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

"Round of golf or a round of drinks?"

Caddy With A Cool Box

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

'Last night Gary put me in an impossible position.'

"I hate rhetorical questions. Know what I mean?"

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."

'This wine speaks for itself.' 'Howdy!'

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

'In my experience, for good to triumph over evil, it needs a little help from the NEUTRAL.'

"You know why men die earlier than women? Because they can."