Castle Visits Gifts

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'I think they're up to something.'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

'The knights are drawing closer'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Clearing the castle's moat.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'