Castaway Competitor Gifts

Hmm...all the best!

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Drawing on an island.

"At last - no Trump."

'You have a friend request.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

Island appears, castaway follows.

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

'Seafood Only.'

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Sand television

A Great Idea.