Casino Royalist Gifts

'How about a game of cards?'

'How about a game of cards?'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

The Royal Wii

The Royal Wii.

King Pin

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'Will you make the final table?'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

Viva Las Vegas.

A tortoise walks away from a poker game, having lost its shell.

Pharaoh on the toilet.

Football Royalty

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'

'TWO crowns? - I'd say you definitely have delusions of grandeur.'

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

'Quiet desperation -- that's the best kind.'

'You'll never get a job in a supercasino if you don't pass your maths.'

'Yeah, I tried that once.'

Mega Casino.

'I'm pretty sure I never said I wanted a 'Bouncy' castle.'

'Twenty quid will be great, I'll give you it back on Thursday when I get my Giro.'

"The last thing I would do is gamble away your hard earned money."

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

"Trust me, princess...fairytale endings aren't all they're cracked up to be!"

'I think you'd enjoy the king crab, sir.'