Casino Royalist Gifts

'How about a game of cards?'

'How about a game of cards?'

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

The Royal Wii

King Pin

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'Will you make the final table?'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

Pharaoh on the toilet.

A tortoise walks away from a poker game, having lost its shell.

Viva Las Vegas.

Football Royalty

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'

'Quiet desperation -- that's the best kind.'

'TWO crowns? - I'd say you definitely have delusions of grandeur.'

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

'You'll never get a job in a supercasino if you don't pass your maths.'

Mega Casino.

'I'm pretty sure I never said I wanted a 'Bouncy' castle.'

'Yeah, I tried that once.'

"Trust me, princess...fairytale endings aren't all they're cracked up to be!"

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

'Twenty quid will be great, I'll give you it back on Thursday when I get my Giro.'

"The last thing I would do is gamble away your hard earned money."

'I think you'd enjoy the king crab, sir.'

'Gentlemen, the loyal toast - The Queen, God help her.'